Funny Friday — Amazon Reviews

OK, unless you live under a rock I am sure you all know what is and what it sells.  It started an online bookstore and then branched out into an unimaginable amount of products.    Sometimes users review the products in ways that make you laugh at loud.   So today I share with you some of the reviews that make me laugh the loudest.

When you click on the links , scroll down to the REVIEW sections and begin reading…   Some reviews may have you laughing coffee out of your nose.

Enjoy your Funny Friday.

41-0Q32xJjLUranium Ore — a classic Amazon Review thread.

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By M. Wolff on January 25, 2014
I purchased this along with 4 turtles and a rat.  18 years worth of karate lessons later, I finally feel safe to leave my house at night.

By Patrick J. McGovern on May 14, 2009

I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty.

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By “Halo” on June 18, 2011

Of course this isn’t as good as fresh, but who has time to hunt unicorns these days?

By Irma Gerd on May 10, 2013

Do NOT eat too much of this stuff at once. I had the rainbow runs for a week. The entire complex smelled like hopes and dreams.

By Q-Tip on September 11, 2012

There is no way to tell if this is a standard or metric banana slicer. Additional markings on it would help greatly.

By Mrs Toledo on July 30, 2012

What can I say about the 571B Banana Slicer that hasn’t already been said about the wheel, penicillin, or the iPhone…. this is one of the greatest inventions of all time. My husband and I would argue constantly over who had to cut the day’s banana slices. It’s one of those chores NO ONE wants to do!

By J. Anderson on August 1, 2012

I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my bananas are bent the other way.

By Tracy Hamilton on August 24, 2012

Someone has answered my gentle prayers and FINALLY designed a pen that I can use all month long! I use it when I’m swimming, riding a horse, walking on the beach and doing yoga. It’s comfortable, leak-proof, non-slip and it makes me feel so feminine and pretty!

By PGC on April 12, 2013

Well at last pens for us ladies to use… now all we need is “for her” paper and I can finally learn to write!

By J. A. KONRATH VINE VOICE on September 23, 2012

I bought two, left them alone in the refrigerator for a week, and now I have thirty-eight.

By James K Polk on December 6, 2011

For the love of all that is decent, do NOT choose the “Buy It Used” option. Just trust me on this one.